Turd – The 4th Reel

September 8, 2015

The Prince

Do not be fooled into thinking this is a quality picture just because the names Jason Patric, Bruce Willis and John Cusack are in the credits. "The Prince" is one of the laziest, ugliest, not to mention dumbest movies I’ve seen in a long time.

February 9, 2013

Darkness

Darkness Release Date: December 25, 2004 Runtime: 102 minutes Rating: R Studio: Dimension Films (Miramax) Director: Jaume Balaguero Cast: Anna Paquin; Lena Olin; Iain Glen; Giancarlo Giannini [SPOILER ALERT!] Oh boy, is this ever a mess of a movie. Basically, the story of a young girl […]

February 9, 2013

Hudson Hawk

Hudson Hawk Release Date: May 24, 1991 Runtime: Interminable Rating: R Studio: TriStar Pictures (Sony) Director: Michael Lehmann Cast: Bruce Willis; Danny Aiello; Andie MacDowell; Richard E. Grant; Sandra Bernhard This movie has, in the 20-plus years since its release, become kind-of a punch line for jokes […]

January 27, 2013

Gigli

Gigli Release Date: August 1, 2003 Runtime: 121 minutes Rating: R Studio: Columbia Pictures (Sony) Director: Martin Brest Cast: Ben Affleck; Jennifer Lopez; Justin Bartha; Missy Crider; Al Pacino; Christopher Walken I admit, I went to this film out of morbid curiosity; to see what all […]

January 26, 2013

Christmas with the Kranks

Christmas with the Kranks Release Date: November 24, 2004 Runtime: 99 minutes Rating: PG Studio: Columbia Pictures (Sony) Director: Joe Roth Cast: Tim Allen; Jamie Lee Curtis; Dan Aykroyd; Cheech Marin; Jake Busey This is a stunningly awful film. I’ll admit, I came late, about 15-20 […]

January 25, 2013

I Know Who Killed Me

I Know Who Killed Me Release Date: July 27, 2007 Runtime: Too long Rating: R Studio: Sony Director: Chris Sivertson (poor thing!) Cast: Lindsay Lohan; Julia Ormond (wow…what a fall!); Neal McDonough; Brian Geraghty This will be a short review because, honestly, this film is really […]

January 23, 2013

Mary Reilly

Mary Reilly Release Date: February 23, 1996 Runtime: 108 minutes (100 minutes too long) Rating: R Studio: TriStar Pictures (Sony) Director: Stephen Frears Cast: Julia Roberts; John Malkovich; Glenn Close; George Cole; Michael Sheen I like Julia Roberts. I really do. I’ve been a fan ever […]